Secret For a Long Life

2007-06-29 13:35:56 来源:国际在线综合 编辑:王高山  
  Secret For a Long Life


  A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.


  "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"


  "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."


  "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"