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My name is Shaggy. Aha, not to be confused with Shaggy from Austin Powers. This is Shaggy, shagadelic shaggy,shaga1istic shaggy, shagnotic, Mr.Lova svashaggy.
My age right now…I’m…30,31,something like that.
My first crush…Let me see what my first crush is.
Umm...can not remember if I had a crush. Ahh, I wou1d say it was...this girl…it was in my, my fourth grade class. That's way back, too, boy. My memory doesn't serve me that well. My first, now it was a young 1ady...that I, I was tota11y in love with and the only thing I had of her was a poster that I tore out of a magazine and put on my wall. And I like a pervert, kissed the photograph all the time. That'd be my first one.
My last love was a couple months ago. I can't say who, but that would be cool.When did I first fall in love? I don't know if I was ever in love (small laugh). That's sad! But I think if it's that little tingly feeling that makes you want to see the person all the time, and that's love. Umm, I would say that was when I was about...Ooooooo...20,22...around there.
The most romantic thing I've ever done now, let me see...would be renting a hotel in Manhattan…the Waldorf-posh Hotel-getting a suite that overlooked the park, going on a horse-and-buggy ride, get to the hotel room, have dinner first, do the horse-and-buggy ride, to the Comedy store, have a laugh leave, get back to the hotel room and walk in to the suite--it was a11 candles, and rose petals every where-and just...be so energetic the windows would fog up.
我曾经做过的最浪漫的事是,让我想想……是在曼哈顿租了一间旅馆,叫Waldorf Astoria Posh旅馆,从套房里可以远眺公园,乘马车进出旅馆房间,首先美餐一顿,然后乘马车去喜剧商店找乐子,离开,然后再回到旅馆房间,我走进房间时发现四周都是蜡烛,到处都是玫瑰花瓣一一-真是情调盎然,连窗户都有雾气笼罩。
The worst thing I've ever done to a girlfriend, umm.--and I did this in pure fun was give her a weggie,'cause I've a1ways seen it done and I've, I've never done it, so just one of the things I just have to do. She wasn't amused anyway, but you know, it was funny.(laugh)
I haven't snoged anyone fame...we11,I have snoged some...someone famous, we11,a couple of people that were famous, but I can't ca11 their name because they might be watching and, I don't kiss-and-tell. Who famous that I like just now ? All right...(sigh,smack lips)…I done her. What's her name? Did her too? So…Halley,Ha11ey Berry would be the person I’d like to snog, and I don't have much time because she's almost married-(smack lips)So look out,gir1,when you see me running up to you with 1ips,you know what's up!(loud laugh)