My lady, the Emperor is coming tonight.
My old Wei Gong, Come and meet my new maid, Xiao Ni.
You must be the southern beauty I heard a lot about. I can't wait to teach you all about luck.
What is luck?
Pretty Xiao Ni, you see when the Emperor wants a girl, he just simply picks one from more than a thousand girls in the palace.
He has more than a thousand girls? How can he possibly....
The old Emperor had three thousand palace maids.
For a beautiful girl, getting into the palace is just the first step.
When the finality has finally happened, Emperor chooses you, you are considered to be very lucky.
I think I am lucky just to get to see him in person.
Oh, the Emperor, the man next to god. Why does the Emperor want so many girls?
You see, men like to be macho and fight to see who has more balls.
Each of them has only had two since thousands of years ago.
They never realize it so they keep on fighting.
If two soldiers do the ball fight in a tea house, they can kill each other.
Then we only have two dead bodies.
But if an Emperor plays a ball game with other countries then a war can start in a hurry. 生灵涂炭何止千万。
It can result in hundreds of thousands of people being killed.
'I think war is a dangerous place', but a woman is a safe place.
I believe that our country is so peaceful just because our Emperor has so many women.
You are so twisted, Wei Gong.
I believe there are two ways to make a man think with his mind only, make him a eunuch or give him enough women.
Xiao Ni, for an Emperor to give luck to a girl is to sleep with her.
Luck, luck, it is not love, it is not fu...
oh, it is such a twisted word. Wei Gong, when I entered the palace, you told me everything about how to receive the Emperor's luck.
You explained it in such details, I just couldn't forget it.
I am the best man for the greatest job in the palace of training the new girls for the Emperor.
So to answer your question, I just know how this luck works;
it is hard work, it is hard work. Our eunuchs are very good people working hard.
It is hard work. But there is no doubt in my mind, it is necessary work, and it is essential.
I was hurt after that first night.
You didn't tell me the whole truth. I cried my tears dry.
It broke my heart.
Do you remember, after three such lucks, I was sick for a month? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20